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Banned for not wanting red doors to remain red.
Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name. But what's confusing you is the fact that you're banned.
Banned for pleasantries.
Banned for peasantees.
Banned for being a peasant, or perhaps a pheasant.
Banned for confusing pheasants & peasants.
Banned for expecting the peasants to fly away.
Banned because peasants can't fly, unless they mount a catapult!
Banned for mounting cats and poultry.
Banned for plucking poultry and rimming cats.
Banned for being Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf.
Banned because Arnold is Democrat!
Banned because I had a quinoa and cranberry wrap today. If I knew the wrap had those things, I wouldn't have taken it. I hate cranberry, and I hate quinoa.
banned for having a palate that's just a bag of nightmares.
Banned for Kleetus.