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Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name. But what's confusing you is the fact that you're banned.
Banned for pleasantries.
Banned for peasantees.
Banned for being a peasant, or perhaps a pheasant.
Banned for confusing pheasants & peasants.
Banned for expecting the peasants to fly away.
Banned because peasants can't fly, unless they mount a catapult!
Banned for mounting cats and poultry.
Banned for plucking poultry and rimming cats.
Banned for being Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf.
Banned because Arnold is Democrat!
Banned because I had a quinoa and cranberry wrap today. If I knew the wrap had those things, I wouldn't have taken it. I hate cranberry, and I hate quinoa.
banned for having a palate that's just a bag of nightmares.
Banned for Kleetus.
Banned for what now?