^ banned, because I never sauce such a poor reason for banning a man

Banned because the proof is in the sau... pudding!

^ Banned for reading "puddings". We all know reading tea leaves is the most modern and accepted method of getting proof. We worked hard to establish credibility and you just blew it! BANNED!

^ Banned for giving too severe a reproof,

^ banned to prevent you from banning yet another innocent GOG member

^ banned for not knowing who is innocent.

banned because every prosecutor will tell you that no one is innocent.

Banned because everybody is innocent, especially the zombies, vampires, and werewolves.

^ banned because we all know the only innocent are witches

^ banned, because it's only ones that float

^ banned, because....brain malfuction....melting...heat is back again
(will return, right after these commercials)

^ banned for floating

^ banned for lack of empathy with toasty humans

^ banned for a lack of salt and pepper when toasting humans.

^ Banned for putting men on the menu out of season