Banned for doing the twist. When rocking around the clock is better.

^banned for not watching the Bruce Springsteen show on ARTE TV.

Banned for not watching that Spongebob movie with David Hasselhoff on Fox Kids.

Banned for watching Trumps favourite channel...

Banned for making pathetic excuses for allowing a crime to happen.

Banned for wanting a crime to be impressive rather than pathetic.

Banned for pluralizing someone of whom we really don't need multiple.

Banned for performing multiple, involuntary trumps while walking down the stairs in a menacing manner. Furthermore - to add a disturbing, extra layer - the said bottom-orchestration happened to form the T-1000's theme tune.

Banned for only bidding for no-trump contracts in bridge.

Banned for making trumped up charges

Banned for charging your phone battery, which I forgot to do last night.

banned for missing your gym appointment due to oversleeping

^ Banned for missing an appointment with Jim, who oversteps his authority at the sleep clinic.

Banned for not welcoming me back quickly enough.

Double super secret banned by the masses of orange and old sleepy men worldwide.

Banned for pretending to be back when you're going to disappear again anyway.

Banned for tearing up Ranker's furniture out of spite.