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Banned for noisily ripping out your pancreas.
Banned for biting the one-nostril hermaphrodite's esophagus.
Banned for using a very strange euphemism!
Banned for never listening to Weird Al's magnum opus.
Banned because I have almost all of Weird Al's music and I still have no idea what you're talking about.

EDIT: Was that in Albuquerque or something?
Post edited March 02, 2024 by HeresMyAccount
Banned because the toothbrush thief was never found.
^ Banned for being the toothbrush thief.
Banned for mistaking me by my flock-of-seagulls haircut, I only have that because I sleep on my side every night.
Post edited March 03, 2024 by LegoDnD
^ banned for being a side-sleeper, preferential to his left side
Banned for watching me while I sleep.
Banned because I'm going to bed soon. I'm going to bring a ruler with me to see how long I slept.
Banned for not getting up early and embracing the misery.
Banned because misery schmisery, I sleep for around 5-6 hours instead of the ideal 7 and I feel fine.
Post edited March 03, 2024 by LegoDnD
^ Banned because the reason you feel fine is because it's the end of the world as we know it.
Post edited March 03, 2024 by HeresMyAccount
^ banned for filing feelings