banned for having a brown stain on your couch, hehehe

Banned for beating me to my post and making me edit.

Banned for being too slow.

Banned, because you don't appear into TV anymore, like during my childhood! Where are you, Garfield??

Banned for not leaving the past behind you.

Banned because those sage words come in contradiction with the whole "Mwhahaha!" general spirit of your avatar.

Banned for breaking my astronaut helmet in order to get the gold that I was holding.

Banned for being an astronaut!

Banned because i don't know the name of this cartoon and you don't tell it!

Looks a bit like Courage the Cowardly Dog but I'm going to ban you for making me doubt myself.

banned for skulling around

Banned for ferreting and weaseling around!

Banned for not making lasagna, how else is Garfield going to come back?

Whoa!? Banned because you don't know cats are actually carnivores and their metabolism demand meat and protein in constant basis! Lasagna for cat? Poor, poor little furball, does anyone read a guide on cat pets before getting their own?

Banned for drinking the last of the milk when you knew YOU KNEW that I was planning on having it with breakfast.