banned for not banning him in the "baseless allegation" thread to balance things out

Banned for trying to keep things balanced. Life is like a teeter-totter!

Banned because WWGGD?

^ banned for teeter-tottering on the fulcrum that is life

Banned for microwaving your bacon.

Banned for not providing any eggs, sausages, tomatoes and a nice cup of coffee with that bacon...

Banned for wanting coffee, it smells a tenth as bad as smoking.

banned for having defective olfactory senses

Banned, because as a wizard you could just have transformed MichaelD's nose into a pig's snout, so he could smell better. It's unfair to ban him, when you could have helped him.

You're both banned for not recognizing that my intense hatred of foul stenches is because my sense of smell is very powerful, to the point that I instantly know the scent of anything I touch even with an outstretched foot and nose held closed.

Banned for overcompensating, Bergerac.

Banned for calling me by a name I haven't heard in...ever. (Also, that was legit. My most recent best dog Lucky, as a puppy, would lick my feet and his breath would be felt in my nose less than a microsecond later.)

banned for giving your dog "foot breath"

Banned because honestly, it'd be an improvement; puppy-breath will knock you OUT.

Banned for being a weakling, puppy breath is nothing compared to komodo breath!

Banned because I said it would knock Hooyaah out, not myself.