Banned for not sharing said chocolate pudding...

banned, for not remembering that SpatulaSpork is comprised of chocolate pudding

Banned for analyzing SpatulaSpork's composition.

Banned for taking that position in this argument.

Banned for using your actual butt to do the same.

^ banned, for "assuming the position"

^ Banned for presuming that I assumed the position.

banned cause i wanted orange and you gave me lemon lime

^ banned, because you'll take the lemon-lime and like it

^ Banned for using lemons and limes in all of your decorating.

Banned for confusing him with Carmen Miranda.

banned, for flagrant shenanigans within the fora

Banned, for flagrant shenanigans within the fora (and not using a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence and a full stop at the end of it).

^ Banned, for flagellating Hooyaah within the fora.

^ banned, because you capitalized the first word of a phrase and ended it with a period

(If it were a sentence it would go something like this, "You should be banned, for flagellating Hooyaah within the fora.")

Banned because I don't think that a phrase can technically contain a comma.