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Banned for sharing our secrets!
^ Banned for secreting our shares
Banned for shorting shares of stock.
Banned for kidnapping Short Round.
Banned for being a shortstop.
Banned, for stopping short of mentioning his height.
Banned for considering his height a shortcoming.
Banned, because your outgo exceeds your income making your upkeep your downfall
Banned because I'm waiting for Steiner to mobilize enough men and carry out his assault.
Banned because its been too long since anyone has posted a ban.
^ Banned for double posting.
Banned for single roasting.
Banned for impatience.
Banned, for impudence
Banned because my boss fired me for incontinence.