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Banned for having a green avatar
I ban everyone with an avatar.
I ban everyone with a meme as their profile picture.
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Banned, because you use your keyboard from the wrong direction.
Banned for posting from a parallel dimension
Banned for posting from a perpendicular dimension.
Banned for vibrating your atoms slightly differently, thereby being able to pass through walls but not the ground somehow.
Banned for knowing that you can't pass through walls but tried it anyway.
Banned for crashing into a window like a bird.
Banned for crashing Linux into Windows 10 with devastating effect
Banned for throwing penguins while living in a glass house.
^ Banned for pleading the 5th.
Banned for begging for a bock
Banned for not sharing one.