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Banned for not knowing a single half-ling.
Banned for cutting ling in half.
Banned for coddling the halfling ling, who deserved to become a quarterling.
Banned for spearheading a fraction faction.
Banned for dreaming while smoking. It's a dangerous action that can cause a fire.
It was a demand that you be banned, it wasn't planned and I don't understand
Banned for getting sand on your hands.
Banned, for breaking my hourglass
Banned for being a pessimist, it is still half full.
Banned for being an Optimus. The Autobots are a very positive bunch.
Banned, because this thread is Naughtabot Autobots, it's abot banning
Banned because I have a memory leak and Windows crashed, and every time I check the stupid updates have been re-enabled without my permission and I have to disable them again and restart, which is all getting REALLY annoying!
Banned for not plugging your leaks with bandages. I was cut yesterday and leaked blood all over my desk.
Banned because that's bubblegum.
Banned for selling blood flavoured bubble gum to vampires.