^ Banned for not knowing that I love just such a challenge but doing so would be worthless... That estimation just caused me to create a floccinaucinihilipilification and that is only a very long word, not a break in the forum character limit. Perhaps on my next attempt I will post pi ( π ) infinitely or until I break it!

Banned because there may be posters with hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia here.

Banned because I just woke up.

Banned because "I" just woke up and want to go back to bed.

Banned because you're always hiding behind your so-called banness!

Banned for firewalls and commanding your CPU cores to protect your from bans! :p

Banned for using croutons as currency.

Banned for using currency as croutons.

Banned because the stores in my area won't accept chocolate coins.

Banned because you didn't treat me to delicious, mouth-watering, milk chocolate coins!

Banned because they're not chocolate coins.

Banned for coining the words, "they're not chocolate coins."

Banned for arguing about croutons being currency and not looking for an exorcist

Banned because the exorcist is out of shape, so he's exercising.

Banned, because your comment could draw the attention of demons to our forum.