Banned for knowing my height and height shaming o.0

Also I did treat ya to food....you didn't come pick it up bro. :)

Banned for not reading the sign that clearly says "DO NOT FEED THE KB".

Banned for posting that sign way to high so as not to be seen

Banned for not being far enough so as to have the right distance to be able to see the sign with ease.

Banned because a warning with an acronym in the description may be misinterpreted

Good point, so for pointing out my mistake I give you one free ban. :D

Banned because bans aren't free.

Banned for reminding me... that will be $100.00 cash, no checks accepted

Banned for being an American and not expecting/adding on a tip.

They are in Banistan where most great banners come from. :D

Banned for having a negative reputation, you must have done something truly terrible (are you a Satanist?) to deserve that.

Banned because I didn't choose the negarep life, the negarep life chose me.

(Also for not knowing about or pretending not to know about the cliques of other people here who downrate some people's posts and uprate other people's posts like HS children)

Banned for not being one of the cool kids.

Banned because school isn't a place for hot or cool individuals, but the teaching grounds of conforming to society, the preaching grounds to become normalcy, the temple of knowledge and research, the proxy of science!