banned for not attending my parent teacher conferences

Banned for noting class abscences outside of class.

Banned for smoking in the school bathroom.

Banned for spying people in the bathroom.

Banned for sleeping in the bathroom.

Banned for reproducing in the bathroom!

Banned for giving birth to a house.

Banned for giving birth to a space station.

Banned because it is actually a Rainbow Team Rocket station!

Banned because I just completed the predator mission 3: Vaults in Aliens versus Predator 2000 classic! I had to play on training mode, use two strategy guides, got no trophies and a terrible accuracy rating, trying to hit aliens with that damned exploding pistol the whole time, stopping to heal and recharge whenever I was in a secluded room (but they still managed to find me!), saving about 50 times and ultimately inflicting myself with PTSD and some kind of nervous condition that seems to mimic Parkinson's (I HATE unlimited fast-as-hell enemies!) but I finally did it! Bow before the computer game god!!!

banned because i havent beat that level

Banned for not bowing before the computer game god above you!

Banned because I'm a computer game demon below you.

Banned because I'm a computer game breaker.

Banned because I'm just a poor mortal that play games