Banned for Christmas.

Banned for implying a ban on yourself by wearing that hat.

Banned for not wearing the little Jimmy hat.

Banned because I'm that enemy whose enemy is your friend.

Banned for having the world record for self kills in arena FPS games.

Banned for buffing old games... and vampire slayers.

Banned because games like Blade of Darkness, full of good slayers, are now gone from GOG.

Banned because really? Did they get rid of any other games?

Banned because you didn't do your homework, neighbor; here please!

http://www.gogwiki.com/wiki/List_of_games_removed_from_GOG

Lots of games go, some of them come anew, etc. Good old Ones are a severe blow to us, whenever they are purged.

Banned because now I'm on time that I get to ban you on the spot! And not just your ghost.

Banned (again) because it's late and I have nothing better to do.

Banned for not having any games to play.

Banned for being on a Most Wanted sign.

Banned for signing a most wanted autograph.

Banned for sending a telegraph.