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In Serbian language, when you pronounce pizza with an accent on "i" letter, it's also a slang word for vagina. That's why i always say that pizza is my favourite food. :p
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PainOfSalvation: In Serbian language, when you pronounce pizza with an accent on "i" letter, it's also a slang word for vagina. That's why i always say that pizza is my favourite food. :p
That's funny. I remember your recipe for giros pizza. I haven't tried it yet, but it's on the list :)
Sex comes and goes but pizza is eternal.
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Cadaver747: several hours of exhausting exercise
Several hours?
Sounds impressive.
Do I get a lifetime supply of the one I choose?
If I was George Costanza I'd try to eat pizza while having sex.
I'd choose pizza, then have sex with it.
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Cadaver747: several hours of exhausting exercise
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morolf: Several hours?
Sounds impressive.
I agree, my personal record was 4 hours 20 minutes of non-stop action. I was astonished how cruelly fast the time is running. And I'm not that young, it's all about woman and Viagra / Cialis. ;)

The woman have to be passionate, that is the key. It's all about your partner and your lust. Smoking and alcohol may affect the process, it's one of the reasons I stopped drinking. And I have a weak heart, that is the main thing all men should be aware of. I think I would die because of my heart, but hopefully doing something energetic, poor woman though.
Anyway I strongly suggest to check the heart every year, abstain from salty foods, lesser the sugar consumption and forget about bad habits, and enjoy natural love ;)
Post edited May 30, 2019 by Cadaver747
For me, the great Rodney Dangerfield said it best: "I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

Gimme the pizza!
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tinyE: If I was George Costanza I'd try to eat pizza while having sex.
That's what I would do. 8)
The title of the thread is incorrect. Must to be something like "Drugs or sex".
Ironically, the day I commented here I got both. The pizza was still better -- considering I haven't had Canadian pizza in four years, how could it not?

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Firefox31780: "In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
Install a camera in the middle, live stream it, and you're on your way to internet millionairedom.
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.Kaby: The title of the thread is incorrect. Must to be something like "Drugs or sex".
"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."
- Mick Shrimpton
This is an easy question for me. I like pizza but I can live without pizza for the rest of my life. There are a lot of good food other than pizza. Food, including pizza are constantly changing. Who knows what pizza would look like in a decade or two or a variant of pizza for that matter.

On the other hand, mankind cannot survive without sex and I think...so do I. Imagine how much content would be missing in the newspapers, blogs, magazines, etc without sex. No sex crimes, no dating talks, no...there are just too many examples. And sex in a relationship, romance, not the casual ones, really do have much more meaning and effects, definitely last longer than the satisfaction of having a piece of pizza.
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muddysneakers: Do I get a lifetime supply of the one I choose?
Look up on youtube just how long so-called "lifetime supplies" given away in contests last people and you'll see why a "lifetime supply" isn't always as good as it sounds.

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Firefox31780: "In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
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Crisco1492: Install a camera in the middle, live stream it, and you're on your way to internet millionairedom.
There are already people who do this(mainly women so far) who make a killing already....then they end up on shows like My 600 lb Life. :\
Post edited May 30, 2019 by GameRager