It's just a simple question, but like most simple questions, it has a wide area of effect: If you had to abstain from either sex or pizza for the rest of your life, which would it be?

I know the question is quite silly, because who would want to be without pizza for the rest of their lives. Just remember that if you answer pizza, it means that you choose to abstain from pizza. Etc.

Pizza bragging thread if you want to show off your pizza.

We went over this last night. :P

I wasn't given a choice.

Well I've never had the chance to taste them both to decide which is better.

So if I had to abstain, I'd abstain from the unobtainium.

Sex with my wife has gotten boring. But I can think of a couple of pizza places that still make me drool. And I still haven't tried Chicago deep dish. So, pizza.

And what happens to you when she reads this? :P

I go from once every three weeks, if lucky, to once a month?

Feed me pizza for a lifetime, baby! Nobody can take it away from you, if they hate you.

Plus, if you lack pizza, you starve to death; if you lack sex, you certainly don't... That and i already had an overfill of sex anyway (quality sex at that, too), enough to last me 2 lifetimes.

Pizza, hands down. No one got STD's, unwanted pregnancy, cheated on, or broken up for pizza.

Evidently you've never grabbed the last slice without permission. :P

Apparently I unwittingly made that choice when I decided to hang a map of Middle-Earth over my bed.

pizza

i sortof grew out of it when getting older.

sex on other hand is grew into it!

I liked pizza since I first tasted it. But when I traveled to Italy and tasted a real pizza I became in love with it. As for the sex, I don't really like the process: several hours of exhausting exercise with no particular goal, the whole body is aching for the rest of a day, heart is pumping out of my chest, lastly women oddly using sex as a weapon against my will to live.
Still I would choose sex only because it's the only way to calm my inner urge. Pizza can make me happy for an hour, sex can kill me during intercourse. Maybe I just like strong contradictory feelings, I don't know.

P.S. Is masturbation sex? Doctors say yes, how can you live without it?

HEY! If she thinks those Death Star Schematics, that I paid $200 to get framed, are going to be stuck in the basement, then she's got another thing coming!

Not in this context, I think. It's dificult to live with your hands tied behind your back :)