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GothikOrk: Pizza, hands down. No one got STD's, unwanted pregnancy, cheated on, or broken up for pizza.
One time some bastard ordered banana curry pizza without telling me, I felt violated and cheated on. The pizza pretended to be loyal, yet it screwed around with bananas and curry without telling me before entering my mouth.

I choose sex simply because it never surprises me with bananas and curry.
Post edited May 29, 2019 by DadJoke007
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DadJoke007: I choose sex simply because it never surprises me with bananas and curry.
Well, it might not go bananas on you, but don't be surprised if eggplants and mushrooms get involved.
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Cadaver747: P.S. Is masturbation sex? Doctors say yes, how can you live without it?
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StarChan: Not in this context, I think. It's dificult to live with your hands tied behind your back :)
Than if sex with sex robots is not sex either. I think I can choose pizza))
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StarChan: Not in this context, I think. It's dificult to live with your hands tied behind your back :)
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Cadaver747: Than if sex with sex robots is not sex either. I think I can choose pizza))
I used to have sex with a robot all the time.
Unfortunately one day it broke down and I was forced to hire a mercenary with bright red hair to drive me out into the desert to try to find a replacement.
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StarChan: Not in this context, I think. It's dificult to live with your hands tied behind your back :)
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Cadaver747: Than if sex with sex robots is not sex either. I think I can choose pizza))
Sorry, but sex with sex robots is sex, unfortunately. Want to choose again?
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Cadaver747: Than if sex with sex robots is not sex either. I think I can choose pizza))
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tinyE: I used to have sex with a robot all the time.
Unfortunately one day it broke down and I was forced to hire a mercenary with bright red hair to drive me out into the desert to try to find a replacement.
Good movie that was, I enjoyed it ;)
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Cadaver747: Than if sex with sex robots is not sex either. I think I can choose pizza))
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StarChan: Sorry, but sex with sex robots is sex, unfortunately. Want to choose again?
So any sex activity with human or robot is sex. But with self is not sex, right? I need to have clarification before taking such serious decision.
Post edited May 29, 2019 by Cadaver747
can i ha ve sex with the pizza :)
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tinyE: I used to have sex with a robot all the time.
Unfortunately one day it broke down and I was forced to hire a mercenary with bright red hair to drive me out into the desert to try to find a replacement.
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Cadaver747: Good movie that was, I enjoyed it ;)
Yes, but you seem to be overgeneralizing that. I mean, because you liked it, does that mean other movies about robots and red headed mercenaries are worse than that one? It should be noted that if more people watch that one, than it stands the test of time compared to a movie that less people watched while undergeneralizing the legacy that the better movie....OH DEAR I'VE GONE CROSS-EYED!
Post edited May 29, 2019 by tinyE
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moobot83: can i ha ve sex with the pizza :)
Google it, I dare you.
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tinyE: I used to have sex with a robot all the time.
Unfortunately one day it broke down and I was forced to hire a mercenary with bright red hair to drive me out into the desert to try to find a replacement.
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Cadaver747: Good movie that was, I enjoyed it ;)
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StarChan: Sorry, but sex with sex robots is sex, unfortunately. Want to choose again?
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Cadaver747: So any sex activity with human or robot is sex. But with self is not sex, right? I need to have clarification before taking such serious decision.
The way I see it, you need two independent entities of comparable mass and shape to call it sex, within a wide range of human exceptions so that the very-tall-woman-and-miniscule-dude setups do not get discriminated agaist. But at least, defining masturbation as sex sort of derails the whole thing here :p

By the way, did you know that it was National Masturbation Day on NRK radio, the Norwegian state broadcasting's radio division, yesterday? They had somebody masturbating on air.

No, I didn't follow the broadcast. I spent my day playing Wolfenstein 3D.
Post edited May 29, 2019 by StarChan
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Cadaver747: Good movie that was, I enjoyed it ;)
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tinyE: Yes, but you seem to be overgeneralizing that. I mean, because you liked it, does that mean other movies about robots and red headed mercenaries are worse than that one? It should be noted that if more people watch that one, than it stands the test of time compared to a movie that less people watched while undergeneralizing the legacy that the better movie....OH DEAR I'VE GONE CROSS-EYED!
Look what have you done, now I want to watch more movies with red headed mercenaries (females preferably). As for your claims, it seems to me that you are being a victim of subjective thinking, all progressive persons open for objective thinking know for a fact that movie in question is art.
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moobot83: can i ha ve sex with the pizza :)
Only if it consents. ;)
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StarChan: By the way, did you know that it was National Masturbation Day on NRK radio, the Norwegian state broadcasting's radio division, yesterday? They had somebody masturbating on air.
Now that's high-quality radio. Can you imagine that there are people out there saying that mainstream culture is getting dumber and dumber?

All the uncomfortable silences families had to endure while being in the car together listening to that makes it worth it alone.
Post edited May 29, 2019 by DadJoke007
Anyone that doesn't choose sex is bonkers.
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StarChan: The way I see it, you need two independent entities of comparable mass and shape to call it sex, within a wide range of human exceptions so that the very-tall-woman-and-miniscule-dude setups do not get discriminated agaist. But at least, defining masturbation as sex sort of derails the whole thing here :p

By the way, did you know that it was National Masturbation Day on NRK radio, the Norwegian state broadcasting's radio division, yesterday? They had somebody masturbating on air.

No, I didn't follow the broadcast. I spent my day playing Wolfenstein 3D.
I don't know how sex can be not discriminating against one of the partners, either one of them is dominating, sometimes they switch their roles (true hardcore RPG with a skill tree).

And what do you assume by "entity"? Sex robot is lifeless, soulless thing. I don't know about future of AI and artifical person, but today it's just dolls. OK, what if I change the "sex robot" to "sex doll" (e.g. silicon woman). Would it be count as sex?

As for the National Masturbation Day, I see that In Norway everything is possible ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEnaoydUUo

Somehow I think that you've played Wolfenstein 3D while listening to the radio ;)

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Tauto: Anyone that doesn't choose sex is bonkers.
Clearly an example of subjective thinking ;)
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DadJoke007: All the uncomfortable silences families had to endure while being in the car together listening to that makes it worth it alone.
Dear darling, I can't switch the radio to another station what if something important will happen ;))

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moobot83: can i ha ve sex with the pizza :)
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StarChan: Only if it consents. ;)
You see, the robot or doll can't say "no" or even "yes" to a proposition of me having good time with them.
Post edited May 29, 2019 by Cadaver747