stung me, not bite, sorry.

Still seems fishy........

Scorpions have nothing to do with fishes.

I did take a coffee though.

Cannibal fruit detected.

I use whatsapp and skype only, and to be honest, ive had less trouble with whatsapp than I have with skype.... oK ive had zero trouble with whatsapp but a fucktonne with skype...

Where???

Coffee a beverage made out of the seed of the coffee fruit. You drink it. You are a fruit yourself, so you're a cannibal!

I'm pretty sure it's not a fruit.

Not that I'm denying cannibalism, but that's understandable: I'm really tasty.

I use WhatsApp because everybody at work uses it, but since I don't actually use it much and never for anything incriminating I don't really care too much about any privacy issues.
Of course I would prefer encrypted open source communication, but the problem with that is convincing everybody else in the world to use it. So I just use WA and let the NSA read all my dick and fart jokes.

Your quirky analogy about coffee and cannibalism brought a smile to my face! Just like sipping on coffee doesn't make us fruit cannibals, using messaging apps like WhatsApp doesn't make us tech connoisseurs. It's simply a part of our daily routine, facilitating seamless communication. In the digital realm, WhatsApp is the go-to spot, akin to that cozy coffee shop where everyone gathers for a chat. So, whether it's catching up with friends or sending quick updates, just like a good cup of coffee, TM WhatsApp (gbwhatsapp.net/tm-whatsapp-apk) adds that familiar touch to our modern, interconnected lives.

Cheers to the virtual caffeine fix!!