You get anything for Jake?
No, I want to get him laid for the New Year though, but it's so hard finding compliant bitches.
I think they're like taxis, there's never a bitch around when you need one but when you don't they're everywhere.
I asked one lady at Jake's puppy school if he could mount her bitch and she said no, although she may have misheard me as she gave me an odd look.
Too bad him and Annie can't get together, she looks like his type of bitch.