This post https://www.gog.com/forum/general/what_made_you_happy_today/post10217
When I read the first line I thought he had won some contest, then I felt a bit like that Roman guard from the Life of Brian.
Er, no, freedom actually.
Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
No, I'm only joking, it's crucifixion really.
Oh yes, very good. Well...
Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.