you read like a random sentence generator mixed with sad-sack pity
Some random sentence generators can create pretty intelligent sentences you know ?. :p
I actually wrote a program like that, and trying to read its really is a surreal experience. At first glance, the text looks reasonable, but once you try to read it, after a bit you realize that it's nonsense.
Here is a bit of random text, derived from Alice in Wonderland:
And the Cheshire Cat, 'or I'll tell her foot as it in a trembling voice, 'If I'd better leave it gave to carry it were the full of solid
glass; there were gardeners, but they are old,' said the breeze that the other curious croquet-ground in
his shrill little timidly, for catching mice you
tell you do you had expected: before her face,
with its mouth with the top of hundreds of tarts upon it: for her face, and then nodded. 'It's the Mouse, in all sorts of a worm. The Lobster Quadrille?' the agreement for catching mice--oh, I should
think that lay the
door, so long as she was in the tarts, you don't be clearly marked 'poison,' so she must go back, please: we
don't believe there's the
LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE
PROVIDED IN WONDERLAND ***
CHAPTER VIII. The White Rabbit. She felt a bit afraid that she gave her
hand, watching the puppy made a treacle-well--eh, stupid?'
'All right, Five! Always lay sprawling about, and distributed in the tea,' the next walking off to a hatter.'
'It is May it trot away from him, he'd do wonder what the Caterpillar.
'That's right!' shouted out, and, as this same as an impatient tone: