"Excuse me, there's a frog in my throat."

Rapunzel's favorite hair dresser.

"Never joust into the sun."

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

"Man, I am pretty lonely, all I wished for Christmas was just to not be single. Welp, time to stand here for hours and think about my life choices"

[at a salon] "This time, please paint my nails any other color than orange or green."

Zeus on benzodiazepines.

^ someone falling asleep in their math class

The protagonist of Super Noah's Ark 3D. I forgot his name.

"Uh, its not what it looks like. Close the door mom, I was flexing in the dark background and creating a hairstyle, now look at it. IT HAS BENDS EVERYWHERE because of the disturbance you have caused."

"Huh huh huh ... i see what you did there."

"Man, this is so unfair, why do I have to be in timeout. Don't talk to me, I hate you, HATE YOU! Whatever, I was bored anyways."

This one time while visiting Grandpa, the park near his house was flooded with tiny brown frogs. It was like the Plague of Frogs in Exodus was depicted in Lego and came to life.