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Sachys: whats an "uty"?
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Crewdroog: a Ute that's cute.
O________o

*puts on pants and leaves the room
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Crewdroog: a Ute that's cute.
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Sachys: O________o

*puts on pants and leaves the room
*shouts at exiting Sachys* You are just jealous of my wit!
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Crewdroog: *shouts at exiting Sachys* You are just jealous of my wit!
that and the overly endowed blowup chimp collection
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Crewdroog: *shouts at exiting Sachys* You are just jealous of my wit!
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Sachys: that and the overly endowed blowup chimp collection
It is nice, isn't it? one of them, it's just, just like a battering ram. You know if you really want one, all you have to do is come to one of the many blow-up chimp toy parties I throw. I'll get you a good deal.
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Sachys: that and the overly endowed blowup chimp collection
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Crewdroog: It is nice, isn't it? one of them, it's just, just like a battering ram. You know if you really want one, all you have to do is come to one of the many blow-up chimp toy parties I throw. I'll get you a good deal.
I'm on about the fact they have fitting underwear - where the hell did you get them?!

*points at horribly undersized space suit
Post edited August 19, 2015 by Sachys
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mcleodone: Yep best advice is to better dont get any sunburn first use sunblocker for astronauts if you can get ;-)

But if you have a sunburn best is not the costly pharma stuff which says "with aloe" but aloe itself!
Try to get some plants and cut two leaves and skin them. Use the inner jelly to rub this all over the burn best advice ever - gotten from an old Balinese.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Why the irony? Sunburn is a strictly "failure to take precautions" case. ...
No irony meant - I really meant it - the best sunburn is the one never have had.
The aching and red skin is one thing - theres also the fact that chances for skin cancer is significantly higher with too much sun exposure.
PS: my smilies were for the little chance to get a sunblocker good enough for astronauts - no atmoshere no protection to sunrays
Also you could try Tomato slices it has to be a refrigerated tomato though.

Every time I went up to my grandmothers house I used to get Head colds and Sunburn mixed together I hated it!
Post edited August 20, 2015 by fr33kSh0w2012