1) I became a bad egg only so i can cheat my way into acquiring things that would normally be off limits to me.
2) Some people almost destroyed my life once, but almost always makes a huge different.
3) I want to sincerely apologize to all people i have offended.
4) I Don' t like Steam the least bit and i am never going to use it ever again.

I don't think tapetum lucidum counts but I have a feeling you're trying to trick me into telling which of the four sentences are truths and which one is a lie!

(I meant everything quite literally word for word, that much I can say)

1/ GOG is against regional pricing and blames any regional pricing on publishers
2/ The Witcher 3 is regionally priced
3/ The recent changes to GOG "will greatly improve your overall user experience on GOG.com"
4/ I don't own The Witcher 3

I figured 3 lies and a truth were more fun in this instance :D