I'm in. I've chosen a new avatar, as the theme here made me think of the only man I can think of who could fix this mess. I'm afraid GOG's "top men" ain't up to the challenge.
I'm quoting him on a regular basis in our workshop:
"I've said it before: The right tool for the right job!"
"It will take 2 days."
>We need it tomorrow.<
"You'll have it in an hour."