Your people can't be wasting time with boats! Just nuke the whole other continent and be done with it!

I assume you ran on a platform of: -YES, to nuclear research and -NO to navy! Don't want to be seen as a flip-flopper now!

I don't know, there's something appealing about the image of a fleet of sailing ships, each with a Fat Man or Little Boy in their cargo hold...

Or better yet:

I played the crap out of CivIII. I bought CivV the minute it released on Linux, but I haven't really played it yet. My life right now doesn't have room for Civ. I need things that are easier to quit than Civilization. You know, like Crack and Heroin.

Okay, that's freaking AWESOME!

and incredibly satisfying!

Awesome!

PRO TIP: Don't let your people eat fish for awhile though....

I'm not too worried about the fish. Lizards on the other hand :-\

Shit guys, was my joke that bad?