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...get stuck in traffic one the highway. god!
Pee careful!
Don´t you have emergency bottles? That´s basic equipment for every car.
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fortune_p_dawg: ...get stuck in traffic one the highway. god!
Or, like me, if you're on the bus and even if you see a place you can stop, you cant pull over.
That happens to me ALL THE TIME.

The sad thing is I work out of my home.
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Oddeus: Don´t you have emergency bottles? That´s basic equipment for every car.
lmao, normally i have a billion empty tea and water bottles floating around my car.

not today alas.
Wellllllll,it's been a while...
As a road warrior of 20+ years, I have a bladder of iron with a titanium, uh, pee valve thingy. When traveling, my bladder gets emptied only when the gas tank gets filled. Was a challenge last week when the rental car turned out to have about a 7-hour range.
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fortune_p_dawg: ...get stuck in traffic one the highway. god!
Think of something that gets you hard. Like Nancy Pelosi. Or brussels sprouts. ;p
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fortune_p_dawg: ...get stuck in traffic one the highway. god!
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richlind33: Think of something that gets you hard. Like Nancy Pelosi. Or brussels sprouts. ;p
Maxine,does it for me.
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Post edited November 25, 2018 by Fairfox
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fortune_p_dawg: ...get stuck in traffic one the highway. god!
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richlind33: Think of something that gets you hard. Like Nancy Pelosi. Or brussels sprouts. ;p
i do not know who nancy pelosi is, however i do know thing or two about roasting a mean pan of sprouts.

edit: just googled that nancy lady, and she is quite fugly, tho i have seen worse
Post edited November 13, 2018 by fortune_p_dawg
Open the window, drop trou, keep one hand on the wheel, piss in other hand, throw out window, repeat.
Splashback guaranpeed.
Post edited November 13, 2018 by pkk234
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richlind33: Think of something that gets you hard. Like Nancy Pelosi. Or brussels sprouts. ;p
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fortune_p_dawg: i do not know who nancy pelosi is, however i do know thing or two about roasting a mean pan of sprouts.

edit: just googled that nancy lady, and she is quite fugly, tho i have seen worse
They're good with bacon!
The BEST thing is that I immediately know one of your threads like 3 words in, without ever having seen who started it ;)

Thank you for that, never change Dawg ;)