Posted June 15, 2014
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I hate spiders. I've gotten better with the real ones in the last few years or so, but game ones freak me out. Especially the ones in Resident Evil. They're hairy and scary and their animation freak me the hell out.
I try to avoid games with realistic spiders. 8-bit spiders or cutesy ones don't bother me (does it bother anyone?), but I really don't like it when uncreative game developers are like, "I know, let's add a giant spider." Giant spiders are kind of like crates to me: a sign that the game may not be so hot in the creative thinking department.
This is why I've never played Entomorph. That game I'd guess would be give me the fits. It's also why I'm hesitant to try Thief, even all the good ones are on sale on GOG. Does Deadly Shadows have spiders? Also, in Yahtzee's review of Tesla Effect, he says there is a maze filled with spiders at the end. HD spiders I assume are digitized from real ones? Oh hells no, no amount of fuzzy nostalgia can make me play that.
So I wanted to create a thread where those of us who really hate these creatures can ask about GOG titles or games in general so we don't get hit with nasty surprises after buying a game. Maybe some people can handle it, maybe some can't. It's not mine to judge, but maybe we can even work on creating a list of games GOG titles under four categories:
Spiders
No Spiders
Spiders, but they're cartoony/not realistic/robots
Spiders, but with a work around (optional, mods exist to remove them)
And I can take in information and update this post so we can create a definitive list. I did search the forums to see if we already had this, but I didn't see anything. For people who are interested, constructive criticism on how we might accomplish it here would be welcome.
In any event, here's my list so far. Hopefully it will be helpful to someone.
Spiders
Age of Wonders 1 (spider-like creatures)
Age of Wonders 2 (spider-like creatures)
Age of Wonders 3 (especially this one)
Alan Wake: American Nightmare
Arcanum
Arx Fatalis
Bad Mojo
Baldur's Gate
Betrayer
Bloodrayne
Crimsonland
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic
Devil May Cry 3
Diablo II
Diablo III
Disciples II
Divinty: Original Sin
Drakensang
Dungeon Siege
Dungeon Siege III
Eador: Masters of the Broken World
Elder Scrolls: Arena
Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall
Elder Scrolls: Oblivion (one character named Daedre)
Entomorph: Plague of the Darkfall
Eye of the Beholder 2
Grim Fandango
Heretic Kingdoms: The Inquisition
Icewind Dale
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine
Kingdom of Amalur: The Reckoning
King's Bounty
Limbo (I don't think it's available here, but if any game would freak out arachnophobes it would be this one)
Metro: Last Light
Might & Magic VII
Might & Magic X
Neverwinter Nights
Neverwinter Nights 2
Nox
Path of Exile
Penumbra
Resident Evil 1 and 2
Risen 2
The Seventh Guest (minimal)
Shadowgrounds
Tex Murphy: Tesla Effect
Tomb Raider 2
Ultima VIII
Ultima IX
Vampire Redemption
Wizardry 8
World of Warcraft
Spider-free, everybody needs to own
Nexus: Jupiter is Love, Jupiter is Life
No Spiders
Alan Wake
The Banner Saga
Broken Age: Act 1
Broken Sword
Broken Sword 3
Broken Sword 5
Caesar
The Cat Lady
Cognition: An Erica Reed Thriller
Deadly Premonition
Defender's Quest
Diablo
Divinity: Dragon Commander
DROD
Elder Scrolls: Morrowind
Expeditions: Conquistador
Fallout 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Giana Sisters (all games)
Haegemonia
The Longest Journey
Long Live the Queen
Master of Orion 1 & 2
Master of Orion 3
Might & Magic I
Paper Sorcerer
Pharaoh
Planescape: Torment
Quest for Glory 1-5
Raven: Legacy of a Master Thief
Risen (big insects though)
Sang-Froid: A Tale of Werewolves
Sanitarium
SimCity 1-4
Spiderman (ironically enough)
Star Wolves
Thief: Deadly Shadows
Tropico 3
Worlds of Ultima: Martian Dreams
Worlds of Ultima: Savage Empire
Zeus
Zork: Grand Inquisitor
Spiders, but they're cartoony/not realistic/robots
Avernum (cute/evil spiders and fairly detailed splash screen)
Betrayal at Krondor
Botanicula
Broken Sword 2
Crusader: No Regret (they're on your side though!)
Crusader: No Remorse (they're on your side though!)
Don't Starve (including DLC)
Dust: An Elysian Tail
Eador: Genesis
Exile (cute/evil spiders and fairly detailed splash screen)
Eye of the Beholder
Geneforge (cute/evil spiders and fairly detailed splash screen)
Ghost Master
Kilgazar
King of Dragon Pass
King's Quest 1-3
King's Quest 7 & 8
Little Big Adventure
Master of Magic
Magic 2014 (the card game)
Might and Magic VI
Might and Magic Worlds of Xeen
Slave Zero
Space Quest 1-3
Teen Agent
Total Annihilation
Torchlight
Ultima I-VII
Ultima Underworld 1 and 2
Wizardry I-VII
Link to games with spiders where workarounds to not see them exist.
Apologies if you think this is a silly thread, but I thought it might be of use to somebody.
I try to avoid games with realistic spiders. 8-bit spiders or cutesy ones don't bother me (does it bother anyone?), but I really don't like it when uncreative game developers are like, "I know, let's add a giant spider." Giant spiders are kind of like crates to me: a sign that the game may not be so hot in the creative thinking department.
This is why I've never played Entomorph. That game I'd guess would be give me the fits. It's also why I'm hesitant to try Thief, even all the good ones are on sale on GOG. Does Deadly Shadows have spiders? Also, in Yahtzee's review of Tesla Effect, he says there is a maze filled with spiders at the end. HD spiders I assume are digitized from real ones? Oh hells no, no amount of fuzzy nostalgia can make me play that.
So I wanted to create a thread where those of us who really hate these creatures can ask about GOG titles or games in general so we don't get hit with nasty surprises after buying a game. Maybe some people can handle it, maybe some can't. It's not mine to judge, but maybe we can even work on creating a list of games GOG titles under four categories:
Spiders
No Spiders
Spiders, but they're cartoony/not realistic/robots
Spiders, but with a work around (optional, mods exist to remove them)
And I can take in information and update this post so we can create a definitive list. I did search the forums to see if we already had this, but I didn't see anything. For people who are interested, constructive criticism on how we might accomplish it here would be welcome.
In any event, here's my list so far. Hopefully it will be helpful to someone.
Spiders
Age of Wonders 1 (spider-like creatures)
Age of Wonders 2 (spider-like creatures)
Age of Wonders 3 (especially this one)
Alan Wake: American Nightmare
Arcanum
Arx Fatalis
Bad Mojo
Baldur's Gate
Betrayer
Bloodrayne
Crimsonland
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic
Devil May Cry 3
Diablo II
Diablo III
Disciples II
Divinty: Original Sin
Drakensang
Dungeon Siege
Dungeon Siege III
Eador: Masters of the Broken World
Elder Scrolls: Arena
Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall
Elder Scrolls: Oblivion (one character named Daedre)
Entomorph: Plague of the Darkfall
Eye of the Beholder 2
Grim Fandango
Heretic Kingdoms: The Inquisition
Icewind Dale
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine
Kingdom of Amalur: The Reckoning
King's Bounty
Limbo (I don't think it's available here, but if any game would freak out arachnophobes it would be this one)
Metro: Last Light
Might & Magic VII
Might & Magic X
Neverwinter Nights
Neverwinter Nights 2
Nox
Path of Exile
Penumbra
Resident Evil 1 and 2
Risen 2
The Seventh Guest (minimal)
Shadowgrounds
Tex Murphy: Tesla Effect
Tomb Raider 2
Ultima VIII
Ultima IX
Vampire Redemption
Wizardry 8
World of Warcraft
Spider-free, everybody needs to own
Nexus: Jupiter is Love, Jupiter is Life
No Spiders
Alan Wake
The Banner Saga
Broken Age: Act 1
Broken Sword
Broken Sword 3
Broken Sword 5
Caesar
The Cat Lady
Cognition: An Erica Reed Thriller
Deadly Premonition
Defender's Quest
Diablo
Divinity: Dragon Commander
DROD
Elder Scrolls: Morrowind
Expeditions: Conquistador
Fallout 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Giana Sisters (all games)
Haegemonia
The Longest Journey
Long Live the Queen
Master of Orion 1 & 2
Master of Orion 3
Might & Magic I
Paper Sorcerer
Pharaoh
Planescape: Torment
Quest for Glory 1-5
Raven: Legacy of a Master Thief
Risen (big insects though)
Sang-Froid: A Tale of Werewolves
Sanitarium
SimCity 1-4
Spiderman (ironically enough)
Star Wolves
Thief: Deadly Shadows
Tropico 3
Worlds of Ultima: Martian Dreams
Worlds of Ultima: Savage Empire
Zeus
Zork: Grand Inquisitor
Spiders, but they're cartoony/not realistic/robots
Avernum (cute/evil spiders and fairly detailed splash screen)
Betrayal at Krondor
Botanicula
Broken Sword 2
Crusader: No Regret (they're on your side though!)
Crusader: No Remorse (they're on your side though!)
Don't Starve (including DLC)
Dust: An Elysian Tail
Eador: Genesis
Exile (cute/evil spiders and fairly detailed splash screen)
Eye of the Beholder
Geneforge (cute/evil spiders and fairly detailed splash screen)
Ghost Master
Kilgazar
King of Dragon Pass
King's Quest 1-3
King's Quest 7 & 8
Little Big Adventure
Master of Magic
Magic 2014 (the card game)
Might and Magic VI
Might and Magic Worlds of Xeen
Slave Zero
Space Quest 1-3
Teen Agent
Total Annihilation
Torchlight
Ultima I-VII
Ultima Underworld 1 and 2
Wizardry I-VII
Link to games with spiders where workarounds to not see them exist.
Apologies if you think this is a silly thread, but I thought it might be of use to somebody.
Post edited November 16, 2014 by Sazanamistyle