If i hear another numpty profess "I'm sure if you dont wash your hair or comb it for a long time, your hear will naturally turn to dreadlocks", I'm gonna kick the living shit out of every neckbeard i see in the street.
...because thats where that idiocy is coming from!
...also 90% of white people with "dreads" have shitlocks... not dreads.
Source: I've tuned other peoples hair into actual dreads for 20 years come September.
Eh, IMO dreads have always been lame, no matter which species wears 'em. Dreads look like hair having a hangover.
And what the hell is a numpty? That like Humpty's brother or something?