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F4LL0UT: Damn, had too many beers with my GF and a good buddy yesterday. Came home after 5 AM, slept for five hours, no hangover but still kinda drunk and my stomach's killing me. On the bright side, I was drunk enough to do karaoke for the first time and it turns out that after a couple of beers I'm actually a decent singer - well, excluding excessive belching that replaces 10% of the lyrics.
You had so many that your gf and bf d8id the unspeakable.. *shakes head* I'm so sorry. That you lost in mortal kombat to both.
oh
need to sleep
Faxes is disgusting, but it's the cheapest drunk I could find on a moments notice
Every time I get drunk and post online, no one can appreciate my profundity...wtf?
Whiskey is a lovely friend.
I wish I was drunk. Instead I am doing a double shift at work... on my off day. Wheeee! =/
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mistermumbles: I wish I was drunk. Instead I am doing a double shift at work... on my off day. Wheeee! =/
So, when I worked at Barnes & Noble I got drunk all the time.

Mind you, that might have had something to do with why I don't work there any more. :P
Ever bought anything while drunk? I still have some self-restraint left, dunno how long....
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tinyE: So, when I worked at Barnes & Noble I got drunk all the time.
Sounds like you had a ball.

Oops, sorry about that, absolutely no pun intended at all.

It had nothing to do with you only having a single testis, nothing whatsoever.
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KneeTheCap: Ever bought anything while drunk? I still have some self-restraint left, dunno how long....
Me and a girlfriend of mine had a box of sex toys that we kept under the bed. I may not have been entirely sober (or logical) when I made those purchases.

Good consumerism starts with sobriety.
Tried my homemade wine from almost rotten apples (day or two and not even pigs would touch them) and raisins (for some power).
First time doing it and result (after 4 months of waiting) was...decent. Only that awful "dust" at the bottom of the bottle. Yuck.
Definitely not something that I would gift to someone. Too awful for good people and too good for enemies.
Whatever.

Faxes
For some reason they stopped selling this in my town. Dare to say it better than 90% of other beers in the store. Must be dropped by patriots who want you to drink national pisswater chemical migrene inducing garbage