TheNerdyPlane: Today, have you woken up wondering what you had set the alarm on for. Did you have a moment when you thought you had lost the car keys? If so, STOP PLAYING GAMES AND TRY TO CONCENTRATE! ;-)
zeogold: Don't you just hate it when you get all the way to work only to realize you forgot your car?
Guy out drinking all night, decides it's time to go home, but when he goes to get off his bar stool he finds he can't even stand up and goes crashing to the floor.
"Man, I've really had too much!" he thinks. He tries again and he can't do it, so he literally crawls out of the bar, out onto the sidewalk, manages to prop himself up against a sign and prepares to head home. As soon as he lets go of the sign, he goes crashing to the ground again.
"Oh god, I am never gonna drink like this again!" he swears out loud.
Too embarrassed to call for a cab in his condition and realizing he is only a few blocks from home, he decides to crawl. And he manages to do just that, finally getting to the front porch, crawling up the front steps, and he is just about to reach up and open the front door when his wife opens it, stomps out in front of him and screams, "You stupid shit! You left your wheelchair at the bar again!"