There we go.
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-6574-1393376497-2.gif

Uh, they don't look all that 'murican to me. More like Mexican or Neapolitan from the '80s.

Oh I dunno.... one's dancing to the sound the gun makes while the other shoots it in the backyard... presumably towards the neighbours house without worrying about what they hit.
Now it might be zeogold just gives americans a bad name... but seems legit.

Can I have Lost Planet 3? :)

Wait, what?

You think is some sort of game giveaway thread or something?

I'm sorry I haven;t made my queston politely it seems right? Would you like to give me Lost Planet 3, I would really like to have it in my collection, hopefully it's better! :)

I don't think that your request was worded incorrectly it's probably just because this thread has been so extremely derailed from its real purpose that one might have forgotten what this purpose originally was.

I don't know man...

-Badassery level is low.
-Manliness factor is in the single digits range.
-Last but not least, THERE ARE NO EXPLOSIONS.

What I see is simply a father teaching his son how to use an assault rifle, just like all good fathers do anywhere in the world. It's good upbringing eh, I'm not going to argue on that, but that's not enough.

Now THIS is what a true 'murican looks like.

No my friend I haven't forgot what it's purpose is! I just forgot to ask it politely and I'm really sorry for that!

*snort*
Ok I liked that... almost norris level.
That's right! keep it polite! Throw some beaver pelts in at night!

Oh, Canada. You're so silly.

Aahhh

There's NOTHING like chasing beaver!

Big thanks to Omega64 for donating both the games, and ofcourse to the Puzzlemaster himself for continuing to manage this GA. Arigatou gozaimasu!

High five!