Ah, Paradise Lost seemed fun. I've been waiting for it to get here. They sure are taking their time. -_-

"Rime of the Ancient Gifter" by The Puzzlemaster

Listen, my children, and you shall hear,
of the ancient rime of what 'twas last year;
Forsooth, forthwith, I tell you this tale,
So that we shall all know of this miserable trail.

Like the "high rated"s on Tauto, the wordage so green
The codes, when redeemed, were not to be seen.
Like new accounts making complain threads, full-blown,
The games, to Steam, so quickly had flown.

And the ninjas of GOG were loud in their wail,
Their wallets snubbing the draw of the sale,
But lo! before all could quickly abort,
A savior arrived known as Humble support!

"Alright, we give up," the shining knight said.
"Lest this store go ENTIRELY dead,
We've decided to let you gift your extra keys,
All that we ask is that you stop whining, PLEASE!"

GOG gifters rejoiced and raised a cheer,
The giveaway was opened here,
And while the horrid DRM is beseeched, the generous still achieve their aims.
And now Zeogold stands in place,
With a pleading look on his face,
Exclaiming "I know that you guys are polite, but would you PLEASE JUST TAKE SOME GAMES?!"

Granted.

*prepares to donate more games*

Looks like you love torturing him XD

Nobody appreciates fine poetry these days.

...and neither do I, which is why I write crap like this.
Ehm...thing is, I've been having a touch of trouble attempting to get the keys to the front page.
More specifically, the list is literally getting too big.
Which you people could easily fix if y'all would just TAKE SOMETHING! ANYTHING! PLEASE!
*ahem*

But that brings up a good point I should probably alert the donors of:
If you've recently donated a key and don't see it on the list, it's most likely because the list is packed and I'm waiting for some games to exit before adding them. It also could be because it's a particularly nice game, and I'm waiting to drop it in the midst of a lull in requests or around the first of the month when the limit resets (some people have been reluctant to take games in fear of missing a better one that may come later).
...or because I'm lazy, but that first one sounds a lot nicer.

Well, reserve more posts next time. :P

I honesty never thought it would get this big. I wasn't thinking very far ahead when I made this thing.
I'm considering shifting the list around a bit so part of it fits on post #1.

Probably necessary.
Give keys to random people for no reason.
They'll be gone in no time. :P

Well, if no one else claims ____ before the end of the month, I will ask for it. ;)

TAKE IT NOW!
*pulls out gun*

Hands up, this is a givery?

Sure, let's call it that.

*pokes bler in the nose with game gun*
Don't make me have to do it, smurf boy.

*gets spooked and accidentally pulls the trigger*