There is nothing about Christmas I give a fuck for.
I do give a fuck about Christmas, but exclusively because my folks give a big fuck about Christmas, and some of the good stuff does occasionally rub off. Or at least tastes incredible.
And here I am trying to figure out a way to kill my father.
Holy insensitivity overload Batman! Maybe plot this another day.
We even had a dedicated Fuck you I'm outta here
thread back when Fables ruled the lands.
WAIT. I can quote you with like 40 different avatars in the same post. HOW COOL IS THAT?!