ChaosBahamut: When going in for a kiss, make sure no one's watching. XD

syscrusher: 48. Below The Ratway, Rayya and I slowly make our way to the almost mythical subterranean bar known as the Ragged Flagon. The way is riddled with bandits and lethal traps.

51. Approaching the Ragged Flagon that doubles as the Thieves Guild headquarters. At a guess, I'd say no other Redguard beside Rayya even knows of this place, let alone ever be in it.

Awldon: Rayya is the main character, i would say

Sanc: Shadow of the Tomb Raider

After leaving a trail of mercs corpses behind , Lala Craft finally found sidekick Jonah that was cowardly hidding as usual, only to learn that this idiot lost the mcguffin and that the trinity mercs are now escaping with it on one of their helicopter.

"Dammit Jonah, you're back at being stupidly useless... " Lala said.

As useless sidekick left with his girlfriend, Lala decided to go in pursuit of the helicopter , in her mind the mcguffin was hers, "My Precious ! it's mine ! " ... hmm , looks like Lala had been around those Gollums a bit too much.

Running into some random peruvian village , a disaster started again : a massive tremor happened, creating a huge landside that destroyed the village, killing even more innocent people all around, all because of Lala being reckless.in the start of her adventure.
Not that she cared, psychopath one day, psychopath forever was the best definition of what Lala Craft was.

After a lot of stunts and death-defying acrobatics, Lala managed to escape the massive disaster and without a thought about all the innocent lives sadly lost in this day, while smiling Lala said :
"Now, that was fun."

Confirming she was truly utterly mad.

Sanc: Shadow of the Tomb Raider

After the trinity mercs managed to run away with the mcguffin, Lala Craft still very pissed off decided it was time to end them all and get the mcguffin back , "I must get the Precious ! It's mine. !" .

Following their tracks , she discovered the hidden Yaaxil city, a whole army of the trinity mercs was attacking it because they needed to use a special place in that city to achieve some kind of ritual.

"Wow a city full of Gollums" Lala thought

To her surprise the Yaaxil didn't attacked her this time, the Yaaxil leader contacted Lala and asked her to take part in some kind of prophecy to save the world , so basically just another day in Lala's adventures.
She offered a mask to Lala that would make her highly respected by all the Yaaxil, as she was then basically assuming the role of one of their deities in their prophecies.

The Yaaxil leader presented herself as the "Crimson Fire" , "I'll still call you Gollum" Lala thought.

The task was simple :
Lala just had to stop the mercenaries ritual in which their leader wanted to become the god of the cosplayers or something stupid like that. She then had to take the mcguffin power and give it back to the Yaaxil.

"I accept, i'll get The Precious back ... i mean the mcguffin" Lala replied.
"And you'll bring it back to us, right ?" the Crimson Fire asked

"... of course ... " Lala said with such a big evil smile that it made the Crimson Fire worry a lot. Lala was still remembering that those harpies tried to kill her multiple times.
Plus the mcguffin was hers, no way she would give it back.

Then with all her new Yaaxil sisters, Lala Craft went to war against the mercenraries that were trying protecting the ritual.
"Let's go my Gollums, it's stabbing time !" Lala screamed when rushing at those poor mercs,

syscrusher: Heh, the running commentary aligns well with the screens. At this point, Lala's become more interesting than Lara herself. Instead of going all Woke, they should start cranking out Lala games.