While trying to figure out a new kind of topic so we could have fun or interact with others, I found out that none has to do with encryption. So... I thought about a general purpose free-for-all thread that focuses on an easy to cypher/decipher mechanic: Let's use ROT13 to tell a story!

Bapr hcba n gvzr...

HINT: Use http://www.decode.org or http://www.rot13.com to code/decode your text.

gurer jnf n cevaprff pncgvir va n gbjre

My brother was betrothed to a grotesque carrottop. Or he was, until she discovered his obsession with frottage erotica. (She found his electrotherapy bills.) She served him a pyrotechnic parrotfish-- packed with trinitrotoluene. The blast was underpowered. He threatened to throttle her between bouts of frothy vomit. Even then, he required a laparotomy to remove the beaky shrapnel.

gung unq qrivfrq na rfpncr cyna vaibyivat n fcbba naq n onyy bs gjvar.


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n onanan uvgf zr va gur snpr

fur rkpynvzf.

Fur gura gnxrf gur onanan crry naq cynprf vg ba gur sybbe va sebag bs gur qbbe. Fur pevrf sbe uryc gb ure thneq naq nf ur ybbxf va gur ebbz ur ynhtuf nf ur frr gur onanan crry naq fnlf "fvyyl tvey, qvq lbh guvax gung jbhyq znxr zr snyy?"

Gur thneq gura fgrcf vagb gur ebbz gb fubj gur cevaprff gur reebe bs ure jnlf naq gevcf bire gur uvqqra gjvar gvrq gb n fcbba, xabpxvat uvzfrys hapbafpvbhf nf ur uvgf gur sybbe.