ASCII porn?

I've already done that in here.

ASCII donkey porn?

I never liked the fact that Drew Carey actually *said* that. With Clive Anderson it was kind of up to you to work out that he was just making it up. :P

just fyi i've downvoted every post itt

t. professional downvote troll

Why was I summoned here, twice, by my 3 month old post? I do not wish to be necroed. :<

have you ever noticed that lol looks like a stick figure on a rollercoaster?

lol <-- totally having a blast on the down hill!

Apologies, sir. I'm just a lowly redshirt. In fact, I suck so bad at my job they don't even let me go on away missions... let alone be given info on what the head engineer keeps on the walls of his personal quarters. I'll just go back to scrubbing down the teleporter pads now.

What would you want to link to us ? we already have our shoes reseller, black majic practitioners .... I think we are covered on the 'services we are definitely confident to buy from complete strangers on the internet' side.

For the time being to only two projects of mine: a German language patch for Ultima VI and a part of the UIltima VII documentation also translated into German. You can find both posts in the Ultima forum.

P.S. Are you sure you don't need any more shoes? I can get you in contact with a man who can cast a haste spell on them...

;-)

GOG Abe dollars paper money actually exists in real life. I have a $5.99 note (see attached picture for proof) that I use to confuse street vendors and scam artists with. It works really well!

That's a nice thing to share. Don't worry, I think that you will be able to post links at 7 rep.
(haste sure sounds interesting :-)