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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(639 posts)(639 posts)
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Posted August 20, 2021
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LegoDnD: That's not how I would describe a wizard, but everyone should own one.
Sounds like you have poor fashion sense. Are you challenging me to a wizard duel? Very well, The duel under full moon!
Posted August 20, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Smells like you have poor hygiene. Are you challenging a blizzard ghoul? Very well. The ghoul will blunder while you moon him!
That's a very wise strategy! With such bad hygiene, my ass will smell horrible and it will distract the "ghoul", more commonly known as a yeti or abominable snowman - abominable, my ass (which is quite abominable itself, what with the poor hygiene).
Posted August 22, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: That's a very risky strategy! With besotted Brad Pitt, my jackass will smell terrible and it will distract the police APB. While the dominatrix Wonder Woman will dominate my ass, which is quite indomitable itself and poor Gene Wilder.
Sir, we're at a food cart. I'm just buying your chili hot dogs. Why are you telling me all this? Too much information. You got something on your shirt.
Posted August 22, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Sir, we're at a food court. I'm just supplying your chilly hot dogs. Why are you smelling me like this? Too much constipation. You got something in your shit.
Are they really hot dogs if they're chilly? The reason why I'm smelling you is because I suspect that you ate some of my hot dogs! And that would probably be the reason why you're constipated. If anyone's got anything in his shit it's you, and I intend to examine it for hot dog remnants!
Posted August 24, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Are they really hot chicks if they're freezing to death? The reason I'm selling them is, I suspect they ate some of my hot dogs! My proof is they're constipated. If anyone's got any money in their wallet, buy me replacement hot dogs and get a free slave!
Gee, do I take the Mortal Engines response to this situation or Game of Thrones?
Posted August 24, 2021
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LegoDnD: Gee, do I take the Mortal Kombat response to this situation or Game of Death?
Well, Bruce Lee and Johnny Cage are both violent guys, but you could probably reason with them. However, one's dead and the other's fictional, so good luck with that.
Posted August 25, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Well, Bruce Timm and David Cage are both perverted guys, but you could probably work with them. However, one's enslaved by DC and the other's going to prison, so good luck with that.
At some point in Beyond Two Souls, I swore to kill David Cage if I ever met him; and Bruce Timm has jumped the shark anyway.
Posted August 25, 2021
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LegoDnD: At some point in Beyond Thunderdome, I swore to kill Mad Max if I ever met him; but I goosed him while he jumped the shark anyway.
Did that knock him off balance? Did he fall into the water and get eaten by the shark? That's an elaborate way to kill someone, but I suppose it's effective.
Posted August 25, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Did that knock her off balance? Did the fall from the balance beam fold her backwards? That's an elaborate way to kill someone, but I suppose it's effective.
Honestly, when I dropped that screw from the vent above, I was worried about any number of things going wrong. What if the gymnastic dust didn't get in her eyes, or if the screw landed too far away, or even if she snaps her spine, her upper half might survive.
Posted August 25, 2021
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LegoDnD: Honestly, when I dropped my pants and screwed her inside the vent above, I was worried about any number of things going wrong. What if I accidentally shot something into her eyes, or if my pants were too far away for me to find them and get dressed afterwards, or even if she snaps her fingers to tell me to hurry up, her upper half might be small-chested.
You certainly have a lot of oddly neurotic concerns. Maybe a blow-up doll would be more your style. She'd always go along with whatever you want, and never complain about your performance.
Posted August 26, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: You certainly have a lot of odd narcotics. Maybe blow would be more your style. It'd always go well with whatever you want, so don't ever complain about your experience.
How big a boom is this "blow" and where can I legally set it off?
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Posted August 26, 2021
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LegoDnD: How big a room is this "show room" and whet can I see there?
It's 57 square miles and you go there to see the truth.
Posted August 27, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: It's fifty quails and seven nails, and go see Da Ruth.
Then I stuff the quail feathers into the voodoo doll. Then I sprinkle the quail blood and hammer the nails into the voodoo doll. I forgot to ask for voodoo incantation.
Posted August 27, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Then I stuff the quail feathers into my underwear. Then I take a tinkle and nail the voodoo doll. I forgot to ask for voodoo consent.
Now the doll is going to ruin your life with rape allegations and you'll have to take her to court to clear your name.
Posted August 27, 2021
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LegoDnD: Now the doll is going to ruin your toilet with rare constipation, and you'll have to take her to court to clear your drain.
Must have been the meatloaf.
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