That sounds like the most honest thing she's ever said; granted, the benefit is reliant on computer animators.

I suppose something had to be done with all of the corpses from that bus crash, and if an aerosolized weapon is used for deterring zombies, what would you expect it to smell like?

So you've hardened that spray-on clothing I've heard about so we can make walls out of them, and you've used it to corral the bus-zombies inside the jungle-gym, good job.

As it turns out, the suspect was innocent, so I focused my efforts on making burnt ham balls, because they're crusty enough to be used as a substitute for coral, which as everyone knows, works wonders for scrubbing pus off of zombies, especially in hot and moist climates like jungles. Just ask Jim.

I hear you can warm the donkeys up by setting light on them. Pay no mind to the braying.

Honestly, that is actually what I had planned to do. It's part of the fitness test, because those donkeys need to be ready for anything!

"Sir, what sort of meat is this in our rations? It doesn't taste like pork or beef."

Would it be flying along and just crash into you?

I've never heard of that specific fetish, and it seems like a nail file would cause too much friction, but I don't think stuffing money into an orifice would necessarily cause any problems.

Well, the next time you poop, just keep the change.

That's probably true, because I've already found a Rubik's Cube with a psychedelic color pattern on each side, a bag full of hair clippings supposedly from a camel and a Braille book about cheese making, so everything I get from that well seems to be strange.

So you've been stealing from my lucky well, have you? Well it's your lucky day, for i have a voodoo doll I found from the well I've been wanting to poke with needles.

You caught me: I farted in a jar and tightened the lid on it. It's too bad about the bruised testicle and your almost drowning, but at least you survived! I know it can be a traumatic experience but heroin is no way to cope with it.

I swear on my nose's life I'll bring you to justice!

Yes, I heard her nasally whistle "...And Justice for All" by Metallica. She's rather talented to be able to do that. I can only whistle "Smoke on the Water" with my nose, but I end up blowing snot everywhere.