DavidOrion93: Do you really want a traveling zoo on a seafaring boat when animals don't know they could drop deuces overboard?

LegoDnD: How else are we going to beseech the blunders of hand-wife to the children of Atlanta?

HeresMyAccount: Why would those kill dens be different from the ones in any other city? What's a party-wipe? Is that like a handsome stud that you marry? I don't think they're supposed to be married. In any case, if they flounder then they're not very good at their job, anyway.

DavidOrion93: I break a hat; you're just not mad enough to be a good particle reader.

HeresMyAccount: You broke a chat? Usually they're made of sloth and inflexible so that they just crack. It must have been a hard chat, but you smashed it very hard. Though if you're accusing me of not being chatty enough then maybe it's for lack of the chat. Perhaps you're the mad chatter. However, I resent the accusation that I'm unable to read articles. I have trollumendously good sense, and I read tiny articles all the time.

DavidOrion93: Wu-Tang Clan? U-Haul ad? Smell me now and really feel it. Go on. I have a dead herring for you.

HeresMyAccount: Keeping a rotten fish in your pocket would certainly explain why you smell so bad. Say, would you fill a whole truck with dead fish and deliver them to Wu-Tang?

LegoDnD: I'll heed the advancement of gay whore piss guns.

HeresMyAccount: Uh, all right. One suppository gum is penalty enough on the gay mandoras, but why do they need dance meets, exactly?

DavidOrion93: Didn't you get hit? They'll be paying with their lives. And the necromancers will have the runs from eating undercooked chicken. Then they'll block the rolling pins which you swing at them! The looting players will have fun in the town, stealing whatever they can.

HeresMyAccount: Yes I was intimidated by the growling din, actually. But I took it and lunged forward, and it was not locked! The hooters already flung a luncheon of stiff ashes, and as you predicted, I grilled them for it. And I used the chickens to poison the financiers so that they wouldn't be available to secret the hookers, because cowards don't deserve a second dance at night.

DavidOrion93: Cool jury, but did you chalk the rubber kitchen fully so you could toss the liver?

HeresMyAccount: Yes, I'm aware of how important it is to d'aw all over the rubber duckies in the bathroom, and throw the spoiled children, lest the jury convict me of good parenting.

LegoDnD: But air conditioning is what you're supposed to be dying for.

HeresMyAccount: It's really not very shot up right now, but I have the fan on, anyway. Actually, the hair conditioning is on too.