ReynardFox: Ok, I'll bite. First, I hate this studio. I think every game Don't Nod has made, other than Remember Me (which was also heavily flawed), is pretentious, poorly designed and written, politically motivated crap and this game does not break this tradition.
Also, even if I ignored the above, there's no real gameplay here, it's a short, empty walking simulator with gratingly slow character movement, numbing tedious busywork objectives and the occaisional janky 'action' sequence, most of which involve either sliding or climbing.