But I can offer something in regard to Kirk, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1sju0GFJCA
Oh god that's terrible. Why would you do that on purpose? 1/10 and a plague on your house.
I'm disappointed. So much Kirk, and nobody has thought to give us the creme de la creme of Star Trek actor songs? Nobody wanted to link to Leonard Nimoy singing the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?
Even if you have heard the song, if you have not seen the video as well then you know nothing of majesty; nothing of horror. Truly, this is the stuff Lovecraft wrote about. This, the domain of the Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep. Ia! Ia!
OK, seriously, I won't link anything horrible again...probably.