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Also hugs cactuses so that they feel loved.
knows which catci to give as presents to his beloved
He is a great butcher and his skill with knives is second to none :D
stands firmly upright, despite having a heavily imbalanced muscular body and being heavily armored.
^ He is careful not to damage windmills, especially the sort which create electricity.
has thought about getting a sidekick called Poncho, but instead decided to befriend hobbits.
^ He bought a poncho for a man by the name of Pancho.
Wears a Chopon in Chopan, while listening to Chopin...
is great at puns
^ He told Beethoven, Handel things in my absence and write some notes, I'll be Bach in a minuet."
can make great jokes that others laugh at!
^ He has a wonderful sense of humor.
Is named after a level in Sonic the Hedgehog...

Edit: Is quicker than a Ninja...
Post edited March 08, 2021 by Trooper1270
^ He doesn't does not lose his composure when he is ninjaed.
Never gets lost when using his Getafix Potion System...