Just because I'm sleepy as hell but still need to work.
Post a random fact or "fact" you know about the person above you.

^ Doesn't have an English accent. I think. (not a bad thing, but false advertising etc)

^Has an absolutely amazing stamp collection.

^Likes to dance around his room in the nude.

^Likes to watch me dance through my bedroom window.

^ Stole my stamp collection.

^Is a vile heretic. No, I won't specify what kind.

^Is Reasonable-ish

^Is actually just a ninja.

^ is so indecisive that "he" has had a grand total of 6 sex change operations

^ like fishes, the same way that Troy McClure does.

[strike that]^ Isn't really a cute redhead.[/strike]
^ Likes to ninja in before my attack on Aliasalpha
I take that "From" in the profile as a "the place you're currently living in so we can easily get together for drinks" rather than "the place of origin". Taking that into account, I don't have a brit accent and I will always ask for chips instead of crisps (if I want fries I'll say fries god damn it!)

^Drinks Pickwick tea and enjoys it!
Gaze into the demise of tea drinkers!

^Has never heard of Twinings