^did odd things with s fish as a child and still regrets not eating it and taking over its underwater kingdom populated by frogmen, whalepeople and 8,000,000 copies of peter kays last dvd sales from HMV!

^ Spouts gibberish and wonders why people slowly back away from him.

^ has been on a time traveling adventure all over the microverse

^Makes Instant Coffee in the microwave in order to go back in time.

^uses a tomato-TARDIS

^ will buy Persona 2 EP tomorrow

^ Will buy every game on GOG tomorrow.

^will buy.... a potato next week.

^ really likes potatoes.

^Is responsible for the disposal of Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriends body....and swears it will never be found.

^found a body in a box marked "secret hiding place, please don't open"

^ Opened the box only to discover that it contained... HIS OWN BODY!

^ neglected to submit the preceding story for our approval.

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Catches insects and proceeds to pull their wings off and then releases them in the hope that by his doing this he creates a new wingless subspecies

^ has a big collection of rare insects from all the world