^ Once hid in a frig only to freeze to death whiling waiting to scare his sister. He later was revived using a form of cryogenics.

^Needs to close the door that let the spammers in.

^Doesn't consider a door to be a door unless it is 6 feet thick and of hardend steel...Yes, he lives in a vault, but, sadly, has no pipboy.

^ Was caught hiding Fritos in Cheyenne Mountain.

^is a fighter not a lover.

^ Takes no gruff when he struts his stuff.

^ Escaped being mugged by telling the Three Billy Goats Gruff story.

^Didnt escape being mugged by telling the Three Billy Goats Gruff story.

^Escaped being mugged by telling the muggers that he's ringo star.

^Lies, all lies....I mugged them all. ;p

^ Is not intimidated by barnyard animals

^Knows Keanu Reeves secret to immortality...

^caused a series of people to say 'woah' in a Keanu-esque fashion after he travelled back in time and jumped onto a moving bus to avoid an agent ... ok, it was a travel agent but the people on the bus still thought it was impressive

^Is a computer program.

^ should stop encouraging them