^ knows too much

^ doesn't know, that I know everything

^ underestimates me

^ is a were-pirannah

^ got that only half-right

^visit the dentist every week

^ is keeping us in the dark

^can not stand the dark and is desperately looking for a flashlight

^is a figment of the imagination

^ is trapped in a Tom & Jerry cartoon

^ likes Tom & Jerry cartoons

^ is a bronie

^Suffers from multiple personality disorder and is stuck in the town of silent hill while running low on batteries and simultaneously screaming "I am not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me!!!!"

^suffers from rheumatism and therefore never leaves his coat

^ thinks it's illogical for him to tango