Fairfox: cat just strait up (bleedy-)scratched mah nose after climbin' mah chair liek a demented wailshee an' seein' me as an extension of it

i mean...imma goin' out both later an' tomorrow an' nao have to cover it ooor look liek i dont kno how noses work. an' i do. i really do

...hmm, or mebbe scratch teh other side fooor some kind of symmetry. seems xtreme. but doable

didnt even realize to begin with despite blatant cat-hat. nao i do it hurts. always happens with pain, rite.

fml :/

initialpresence: Kats are psychic and know you are going out and want to stop you. Beware! Better to stay at home and play nomopoly wtih your kat(s) than waste time with humans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GjVmNTodXY

Fairfox: hadf some rum. spicy kind. soooo spicer buuuut not in a fake bs spin wai.

goin' out later fooor bloody marys an' to support a friend
but really i have a hot crush on somebody thar an' i get to see them
i crush SO hard
they crush me
buuuut naaazin' jhappens becaaase i wait
an' they fail

omg why

tinyE: no shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYUbISQ48T8

Fairfox: ...but i could liek 'em again JUST. LIEK. TAHT.
*snaps fingers*

tinyE: LET'S DANCE!