Sorry guys, I'm not giving details on this part of my private life ;)

Joke aside, for once the clickbait thread title is relevant as the latest Vice documentary to show up on my youtube feed is about the German guy who had the most penis enlargment methods done (with results...). I had read an article about him in the Metro newspaper a while ago so it was interesting to see him getting interviewed, also with some "experts" insights (the nurse is hot but the syringe in the dick is a bonekiller). Anyway, show time (13min long):
https://youtu.be/h-IXx4tkTF0

this is relevent to ... not really, but i have a similar name.

I'll refrain from clicking that since I'm at work, I probably shouldn't even have entered this topic ;)
I do remember there was a guy in the US who had the largest (I think) natural one in the world and he made a song about it.

Well what do you know. My joke fits in this topic too!


A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem.

The doctor checks him and says says, "Wow! You've got the largest penis ever seen. But it appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal cords, thereby causing the stutter."

"D-d-d-oct-t-tor. Wh-ha-a-at c-c-can I d-d-do?"

The doctor tells him that he must remove the extra four inches to relieve the strain.

Six months after the operation, the patient returns for his check-up. "Doctor, the operation was a success. I no longer stutter. However, my sex life is in ruins. My wife says that she misses the great sex we used to have. I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those four inches."

The doctor hesitates for a minute and then says, "I d-d-d-on't th-th-think-k-k-k that wo-wo-wo-ould b-be p-p-pos-s-s-ib-b-ble."

Damn, I had many puns ready for such thread XD

Btw, why did you write a post about penis enlargment?? Did you become a spambot?

Exactly just to see with which puns and jokes you would come up guys :o)

good

Relevant.

Is there a safe method to make a penis smaller?

Marriage ;P

A yuppie walked into a doctors surgery and demanded the quack look at his dick.
"Why, what's wrong with it?" the doc asked.
"I'll show you." said the yuppie. He dropped his trousers. His dick was the size of a jellybean, and the doctor couldn't help laughing.
"It's nothing to laugh at," replied the yuppie, "It's been swollen like that for the last three days!"

Pues....

and I thought Japan was the place for fucked up sex shit?

j/k whatever floats yer boat :)

cocletas

Big d*ck and big b**bs are VERY, very overrated. Also, paying much money to undergo a hideous thing like body part alteration, without a real need to do so, such as a serious disease, is as vain as it is stupid.

Besides, small tool is more elegant and artistic. Look for example the ancient, classical statues preserved to our age. Most of them have small "things", even though the bodies and persons they are sculptured from, are depicted as very athletic and quite muscular.